#bird jumpscare

[qoldenskies]

I would like you to know that I had a canary continuity dream last night (literally just woke up)

glad to know im haunting your dreams. i take great pride in that

[paging-dr-baizhu]

Maybe Asta can't weld the Incessant Rain light cone but

[moonlit-mask]

can i help you

[nellfy-in-thestarhut]

Yeah, they are pretty cool! My airport job has several tiny birds that got stuck inside because they can't find the doors. (Doors are glass and they can't see it so even if we open it they don't go out. We have tried to get them out, we have failed to get them out.) And their just so small and fast. It's like, yes little bird! Feast your tiny eyes upon this large metal abomination that was inspired from you kind! Let your tiny little brain comprehend how we had to copy you to achieve your abilities!

Anyway here's a picture of one of the little basterds.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BIRDS CAN LITERALLY FLY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???? LIKE THEY CAN JUST ZOOM AND ZIP WHEREVER THEY WANT GRAVITY BE DAMNED AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY REALLY FAST???!? COME ON GUYS I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL DON'T BE DESENSITIZED TO HOW FUCKING COOL BIRDS ARE

[aveloka-draws]

EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no se por que pero quierom preguntar esto:

Si Lamb se lanzara a Narinder para darle un abrazo ¿Narinder se lo devolveria o simplemente lo esquivaria? O el se asustaria por esto Idk (disculpa las molestias^^)

Mas adelante que confíen en el otro un poquito mejor quiero pensar que si lo devolvería uwu pov- se te olvida que tu pareja es un dios de la muerte/no se lastima fácil

English below vvvv

Ask- If Lamb throws themselves at Narinder for a hug, would Narinder return it or simply avoid it?

-A little further on when they trust the other a bit better I think he'd return it uwu pov- you forget your partner is a death god/wont get harmed easily

[alexzeaqua]

And now, here they are!

The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races! Competing for the title of world's wackiest racer!

The cars are approaching to the starting line...

First is the Turbo Ocean, driven by Octodad.

Next is Shovel Knight and The Knight in the Shield Wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Pizza Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Angry Birds, in their Egg-Bird Bomb.

And here's ingenious inventor, Engineer in his Convert-a-Sentry.

Oh and here's the lovely Ms. Chalice, the glamour gal of the gas pedal.

Next we have the Dynamite Mobile with the dynamite duos, Anton and Annie.

Lurching along is the Creepy Spook with Spooky and Golden Freddy.

And right on their tail is Annalynn.

And here's the Celeste Mt. Chugga-Bug with Theo and Madeline.

Sneaking along the last is the Bone Machine with those double dealing do-badders, Papyrus and Sans.

And even now they're up some dirty trick, and they're off! ....To a standing start. And why not? They're been chained to a post by shifty Papyrus, who shifts into the wrong gear.

And awaaayyyy they go! On a way-out, Wacky Races!

(edit 7/23/24: my dumbass thought if tf2 and angry birds were both indie games, but not anymore lol........ ALSO THANK YOU FOR 1000+ NOTES YALL, OH MAH LORD!!!1!)

[ahllohehn]

Some Grian doodles based off designs suggested in this post (thank yuo for sharing)

// designs from @sweetaru1 & @fence-time

[valentimmy]

the loser (+some doodles)

[fatuismooches]

Speaking of crow friends (and corvids in general) they can talk! They mimic sounds way better than parrots do. So rises this funny idea for a scenario:

Let's go for a raven for this one since they sound more human-like with their mimicry.

Dottore one day gets a very startled lover interrupting his experiments, insisting that they heard something saying: "Hello? Hello?" Out their window - and it's very creepy!

And what's worse is - they hear it saying things like "I see you!" In a very sing-song voice! And it's freaking them out!

Dottore investigates of course, going into the room they last heard it in. He stood there for a couple of minutes, before he heard knocking on the nearby window, and a light voice calling out: "Hi!"

A large huddled silhouette is perched on the edge of the frosted window.

It's is a raven.

A raven who thought it was very funny watching the other human scrambling about earlier. Anyway, maybe this new human can get the food!

The raven knocks again, this time pointedly looking at the plate of cookies near the window.

The raven had been terrorising his lover for cookies.

[Extension: Ravens repeat what they hear, especially if the words have effect like: "Come here," and they mimic the voice of the person they heard it from almost perfectly. So... Segments hearing their 'lover' calling them from somewhere time to time? It's just a bird that thinks it's entertaining to watch them walk around confused.]

The first 'hello' made you pause and wonder if you just imagined it. The second 'hello' had you alert and looking around for one of your lovers only to be met with nothing. The third 'hello' had you jumped up and ready to smack some intruder over the head with a book, because no one else knew the location of your room. A few seconds of silence had you nervously inching away from the window and toward the door.

At first, you thought it could be the evolution of Foxttore learning your language and therefore carefully examined him, but much to your disappointment he remained a lazy beast that pawed at his empty food bowl and laid around in the worst places that made the segments trip. With a sigh, you briefly lower your guard and wonder if you really are too tired - but then came the eerie 'I see you' from somewhere that you could not pinpoint.

You never bolted so fast in your life.

Naturally, your husband is surprised when you all but crash into his lab and run to his side to huddle near him, mostly because this isn't you being needy for cuddles but instead, you're clinging and digging into his clothes as if something had gone terribly wrong. With some back rubbing and water from Dottore, the words come spilling out about the very real and scary voice that had tormented you for the past few minutes and the conclusion that the lab may be haunted.

As silly as your observation sounds, Dottore can't write it off especially when you're this freaked out, and also the fact he won't forgive himself if you do get hurt from him not listening to you (past incidents and all). And so the two of you walk toward the scene, of course with you firmly attached to his side and making his walking speed two times slower.

You remain by the door's entrance, carefully sending nervous looks around your room while somehow still being concerned for him.

"What if the entity gets you?!"

"I can assure you I'll be fine."

A little bit of searching (although there's really not much to go off of) has you antsy and Dottore thoughtful before the voice calls out once more, only this time the culprit is much more obvious, cawing and raising its feathers dramatically. Immediately your anxiety washes away.

"A bird friend!" You exclaim with excitement before it dies down a bit, remembering the mini panic you just went through. "A wicked bird friend... but it's cute!" Needless to say, Dottore is unwilling to sacrifice any of your treats but throws the bird some nuts and fruit at your insistence.

(Poor segments are dropping what they're doing in exchange for "your" sweet beckoning, only to end up huffing in disappointment. Omega is the first to catch on but lets the little guy continue to do its thing because he finds it amusing too.)

[kenchann]

"you better be freakin yasashi when i roll for you headmage"

[halloweennut]

Oh Bird?

(Oh she likes birds? I can make so many appear out of my wizard hat! She'll be so excited and not be too focused on the candy npc!))

[ruthytwoshakes]

holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng

bask in her glory whyis this image so large

her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.

[schneiderenjoyer]

I fucking CHOKED at the second set of photos--

[akaruiakiki]

aight I'm checking out CoE

[playbarbies]

oh my god my duolingo widget screen — it’s been nice knowing you 🪦💐

[dykegeology]

If I was an ethical dracula my first dinner would be these people